It's almost 1am and I can't get to sleep after trying for the past 2 hrs. Hrmph... Oh no I am wasting so much time these days doing nothing..but I am having so much fun too.. Can't help but feel guilty..
Today el, joey and me sat down to brood in our 2nd 'hen-talk' session. As opposed to a talk-cock session. ;) And we decided that there was a need for anti-crush songs...to help poor little girls like us be strong and know what's really good for us. Instead of all those mopey, misleading love songs. And unrequitted love songs. (*pout*) So after being influenced by all our vile deprecating comments, our dear literati Joey sat down to pen a poem that left me feeling very embarrassed at myself for always being so stupid and falling into these traps.. Let's see if this works for you dearies. :)
The Anti-Crush Song
Enough of songs that help girls brood
When they are in that lovesick mood
Enough of tragic songs that throw fuel on the fire
Enough of songs that take the part'
Self-pity of the wounded heart'
Enough of sappy songs that simply egg on the desire
There should be anti-crush songs
For the girls who feel the pain
There should be anti-mooning songs,
To do their sorrows in
There should be anti-brooding songs
To nip it in the bud
There should be anti-crush songs,
To cool that raging flood
We don't need them
It's not worth it
We don't need those awful guys
We don't need those egomaniacs
Who will never hear our sighs
We don't need them
It's not worth it
They will never know our pain
Here's to all the girls with crushes,
Let this verse be your refrain
Keep the vodka and the chocolate
Keep the ginger and sng mui
There's no need for comfort eating
Cos he didn't look your way
Keep the Jay Chou and Sinatra
Keep the tissue and the blues
Let the sole fate of his picture
Be the flushing of the loos
You don't need him
He's not worth it
You don't need that awful guy
You don't need that egomaniac
Who won't see you passing by
You don't need him
He's not worth it
He will never know your pain
Here's to all the girls with crushes:
Crush the crush and you'll keep sane
You know his faults, he has them:
Break those crush-tinted glasses!
Is he rowdy, irresponsible?
Doesn't he skip his classes?
Is he chee hong, is he crude?
Perhaps he has B.O.!
Take account of all his weakness -
Not as if you didn't know!
We don't need them
It's not worth it
We don't need them who act tough
We don't need those egomaniacs
Who won't think we're 'chio' enough
We don't need them
It's not worth it
They don't know that we exist
Here's to all the girls with crushes,
Treat those crushes to your fist
Stop those glances, stolen chances,
Stop the study-suicide trances,
Stop the haemorrhage of little hearts
Whenever he advances;
Don't retreat, don't run away,
Get to know him, and one day,
You'll find that the crush has melted
Like an ice-cream melts in May!
You don't need him
He's not worth it
You don't need that awful guy
You don't need that egomaniac
Who will never hear you sigh
You don't need him
He's not worth it
He will never know you cried
Here's to all the girls with crushes:
It's not worth losing your pride.
Don't be silly, don't be sad
Keep your chin up and be glad
All of us will have our weakness
For the heart's not ironclad
But be careful and be wise
If you're tempted, close your eyes
Just don't choose it, just don't lose it
To those awful, AWFUL guys!
(Oh, screw the both of you!, I say ;))