So it's my birthday today and no body's wished me. I'm depressed. I've decided I have no friends and that I shall henceforth become a hermit and go into hiding in Bukit Timah hill ('cos tt's v far from where I live, and it's foresty.) I shall also no longer grow older since no body realises it's my bdae anymore... I shall forever stay 18 and haunt the lot of you. There! Happy?! Read my horoscope...no wonder I'm in the state I am....
P.S. Somebody do smth and save my blog b4 I get any madder...if tt's possible. =) Grinz.
I am a Libra.
(Also known as "Scales")
My Horroscope starts like this:
" You have to be a real loser to be born a Libra. Libras are born with two left hands, both of which grow out of their ass. They are tone-deaf and generally have poor eyesight. The senses of self-esteem and humor are in embryotic states at best. " (Read more | Find yours)
Missouri won...knew she would...didn't you see the banners at the back? They went 'go mo'. Haha. It was fate. =) Besides...she had an absolutely sheer gorgeous gown. Sigh.
I now know the positions of all my muscle grps...since they all ache like hell. Perfect technique for science lesson i tell u... I remember our wonderful PE teacher Ms Poon a.k.a Mr Poon (there are rumours about how she made a new student drop 50 or smth for greeting her Mr Poon...bet he didn't do it purposely) asked us where our quads were...n we couldn't tell her... so after some torture...the next day...boy we knew... Effective.
It's amazing how people change... Ms prissy, I-will-do-no-wrong, epitomy of righteousness in sec 1 n 2 now morphs into Ms holier-than-thou, i-so-tink-i-am-gorgeous-can't-live-without-mirrors, i-will-fall-at-the-feet-of-any-guy-i-know-i-can-tink-of-nothing-else (i know... oxymoronic but true). I don't know what to dooo... i'm just pissed i guess. Whhyyy.
Aaaah. I am dead tired. That was one cranky instructor.. pple that young shldn't be in such bad moods... I am sorry that something that looks straight to me doesn't look straight to you. Ooh. But I like driving lessons... besides the itsy bitsy fact that i may be a road hazard. But I'm pretty good ok! Haha. If only I could go everyday... but my mum would just hit the roof...alas...
So now...I can roughly handle two kinds of 4-wheelers... yest i learnt to rollerblade! In 2 hrs! Yay. =) No faiirrr...the east coast is such a nice breezy place to live in. Neela n Roach were SUPPOSED to be teaching me but just went off ahead nicely. Hmph. See...Arch is such a nice l'il girl. I don't like you anymore wifey. It was way fun though...'cept I was dead when I got back... and my bum still hurts...hey! I only fell once k...almost fell a LOT of times...but almost doesn't count. =) And I am gd, aren't i? *grinz* Haha Roach...i will secretly drag u to ice skating one day.
Now I have a video of my l'il baby nephew...he has grown less alien-looking i must say. He has brown hair...sigh...but black eyes...atta pity.. and i think he looks cutest when he's naked. Ooped. Really lah. Nono...i'm not what you r thinking...
So here's the question of the day... how many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?